The History of the Conch Republic
The Conch Republic was born on April 23rd, l982 in response to a United
States Border Patrol blockade of the Florida Keys. Since the
United States government insisted on treating the Keys like a foreign
country, Key West Mayor Dennis Wardlow seceded from the Union, declared
war, surrendered, and demanded Foreign Aid. At the Battle of Key
West in the Conch Republic War, the weapon of choice was the stale
French dinner roll. During the intervening years the U.S. never
reacted to the secession, thereby establishing sovereignty for the
Conch Republic under International Law governing "adverse possession
between sovereign nations". Today, we are dual citizens,
U.S. and the Conch Republic.
A l998 study of Conch Republic Sovereignty at the University of
Innsbruck, Austria, concluded that the we have a perfect right to exist
as a new form of political subdivision, as the "World’s First
Fifth World Nation", existing as a "Sovereign State of Mind", seeking
only to bring more "Humor, Warmth, and Respect" to a planet we find in
sore need of all three; under the International Public Law Principle of
a "people’s right to assemble" guaranteed to all people under the
Vienna Conventions, and UNO Human Rights Declarations, as well as under
the United States Constitution.
The Conch Republic has its own passports, both Citizen and Diplomatic
that have been accepted by over thirty countries all over the world
including the United States,
Mexico, Germany, Spain, Ireland, Sweden, Russia, Cuba, and
Ecuador. We do not represent our passports as valid travel
documents, however, and they confer no special privilege with regards
to United States immigration policies.
The Conch Republic has Consulates in Innsbruck, Austria, Honolulu,
Hawaii; Fort Kent, Maine; New Orleans, Louisiana; Atlanta, Georgia; and
Columbus, Ohio.
Our stated Foreign Policy, "The Mitigation of World Tension Through the
Exercise of Humor" joins other Conch Republic World Firsts such as our
requirement of both citizens and diplomats to respect local customs as
well as laws, our governance as the World’s First Functioning
Meritocracy, and our recognition of the World Principle of Human Rights
and Ambitions (because what good are rights without the ability to
realize ambitions?)
We celebrate our Independence annually in a "public and notorious
manner" during a ten-day Conch Republic Independence Celebration which
will be held the last half of April every year. Watch for the
Conch Republic on the Discovery Channel and on the Travel channel,
worldwide, on both the "Travelers" series, and on "Phil Keoghan’s
Adventure Crazy".
For more information contact the Office of the Secretary General, 405 Petronia Street, Suite Two, Key West, FL/CR 33040.
Long live the Conch Republic
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